I'm the Saboteur......

-Tokio Hotel
-The Kooks
-Robert Sheehan.
-Two Door Cinema Club
-Arctic Monkeys
-Young Guns
-Lianne La Havas
-Bombay Bicycle Club
-Framing Hanley
-Emma Watson
-Ezra Miller
-Russell Howard
-N*E*R*D

larapeople:

I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed

(via whoisthismotherfucker)

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

(via billishotterthanthehell)

heycuddleme:

♥

alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

  • showers

things that are not enjoyable:

  • getting in the shower
  • getting out of the shower

(via ichkanndicheinfachnichtvergessen)

hilfmirfliegen-bkt-483:

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

itsrainingblogs:

So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you”

My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.”

SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM LIVING IN A HOUSE WITH LUCIFER.

your sister is going to get fucking murdered

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(Source: itsrainingcatsandblogs, via du-zeigst-mir-sternen)